Enjoy The Ride

The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Scene:
RAMA – #selfie_RAMA Neon Grid#3
[mAr] The Cage @ The Fetish Fair Jan 2nd
NOMAD // Lick Chair // Red
NOMAD // Hookah // Crimson @ Uber
LB_PottedPlant{Mesh}D @ Limit8
[Black Bantam] Yorkie Puppy Side Sitting @ Kustum9
*AF* Capturado Padded Wall Red
*AF* Capturado Utility Shelf
uk – Neon Stud Devil
[Kres] Super Signs – Enjoy the Ride
[Kres] Red Fife Ranch – Cow Rug –
Second Spaces – sick day tissues, thermometer, cough drops
PILOT – Adult Toy Box [Valentine]
8f8 – 5. Banana Milkshake
Meshy Treasure Trove fire extinguisher

 

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Poolside

Scene:
DaD “Lovely Heart Swimming pool @ “FAMESHED”
DaD “Lovely heart inflatable single, couple @ “FAMESHED”
DaD DESIGN “St. James Manor”
DaD DESIGN “The Pavillon”
DaD DESIGN “Green Clay Tennis Court”
LB_GiantBeech{Animated}4Seasonsb@ SENSE
NOMAD // Boho Daybed
NOMAD // Fan Palm Tree // Yellow
NOMAD // Banana Tree // Group
NOMAD // Banana Tree // Single
NOMAD // Beach Lounger B // Blue
NOMAD // Beach Parasol // White (Straight)
NOMAD // Garden Rose Urn Creme , Pink
NOMAD // Kids Backyard Pool
8f8 – Feeble old radio – Seraphim 5th Anniversary Party gift ( 2015)
[Kres] Paradise Beach – Cocnuts Drink (16)
[Kres] Paradise Beach – Harry The Hammerhead (1)
[Kres] Paradise Beach – Towel (20)
[Kres] Paradise Beach – Towel (19)
..::THOR::.. The Garden Life – Pot of Wild Spike [GOG]
..::THOR::.. The Garden Life – Big Potted Plant
..::THOR::.. The Garden Life –
..::THOR::.. The Garden Life –
Dutchie red agave
Dutchie Philodendron tall
Dutchie Schefflera tall
8, [[RH]] -IZAYOI- PLANT (Green)
9, [[RH]] -IZAYOI- PLANT (Red)
The Loft – Snake Plant
Apple Fall Elderflower Cordial
Apple Fall Cafe Chair
Apple Fall Handbag & Scarf
Apple Fall Clawfoot Height-Adjusting Table
Apple Fall Propane Tank
Kei’s South Beach Clutter
Apple Fall Spring Parasol
—ANHELO-F01FP-159GA :: la voiture de grand-pere
–ANHELO-F01BL-159BI :: beach set (bonus item)
::KKs:: flying curtains – white lace
Tres Blah – Summer Fete – Open Grill RARE
Tres Blah – Summer Fete – Blueberry Cake
Tres Blah – Summer Fete – Fruit Skewers 1
Tres Blah – Summer Fete – Steak
Tres Blah – Summer Fete – White Table
Second Spaces Poolside beverage cart
floorplan. boho ivy planter / white, terracotta
16.aisling. Potted Plant 3
18.erratic / lsm – clothing clutter – woman
19.erratic / lsm – clothing clutter – male
–David Heather-Condom Box
PILOT – Adult Toy Box [Valentine]
GOOSE – party lights string

 

Port of Call

“I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.”

Sea Fever: Selected Poems by John Masefield

Scene:
NOMAD // “Mjolnir Kompaniet” Building @ 6 republic
NOMAD // “Steel Hardware” Warehouse
hive // trawler boat at sea
uK – Waterside Market Crate Closed
uK – Country Lane Pier
uK– Raven Creek Crate Full
02 – 8f8 – Green Grocers – Delivery Truck RARE
02_ 8f8 – La Petite Joie Cafe – Delivery Tricycle RARE
03_ 8f8 – New Beginning – Old Rusty RARE
09_ 8f8 – New Beginnings – Ladder
8f8 – unexpected Journey – High Time CLOCK
21 – 8f8 – primavera in Toscana Ladder
TLC Seagull – Standing
TLC Seagull – Flying
DaD DESIGN “Victorian bridge single” ( used as sidewalk)
DaD DESIGN “Rustic wood Barrel” (Gift) @ FaMESHed
oyasumi / telephone pole / wood / cable
PILOT – Brick Stack
PILOT – Brick Pile sm
PILOT – Plank Stack
PILOT – Planks
7 – Handtruck (Animated)
DRD DG platform 1a/ 1b (texture  modified in PS)
DRD DG Dock building
.:revival:. bollard rope
~JD~ MTF Vintage Truck
CVR Old truck /scripted)

 

The Barn Find

The  Arcade is still in full effected, me being  a man..well..I had  to  get some of the manly things and  set up a shot in a manly garage..theres nothing  more manly than  a garage..except Chuck Norris.. he  is  a mans manly man.
Now that  I  have  got that  out  of the way..do ya  see  the freakin awesome car? well..do ya?! If  you haven’t  been to Ultra yet..and  your a man..or a mans  woman..or a mans child..you need to  get this  for you man..man  I’ve used man  a lot.

PS. I have  just  been  told that  the above remarks  are very sexist and  that  a woman  can  like this as well.. perhaps she  could even get a man  with  it.  Thanks Obama.

Scene:
REMODEL: Old Wooden Garage –
–ANHELO-V01AM-173RC :: a cycle car @ Ultra Event
NOMAD // Scavenger Cart RARE @ The Arcade
NOMAD // Portable Power Generator @ The Arcade
NOMAD // Vandal Tools Shop (Modded , pieces taken off) @ The Arcade
PILOT WIP PILOT – Planks @ The Arcade
BUENO-Steel Stool Decay 2 @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – loose screws @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – socket set @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – vintage hand drill @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – screws & nails RARE @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – rack of screwdrivers @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – work bench @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – vise @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – bench grinder @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – industrial outlets @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – pegboard – wrench RARE @ The Arcade
Second Spaces – You Better Work Bench – pegboard – measure @ The Arcade
Soy. Abandoned Memorys – Bicycle [Yellow] @ The Arcade
{vespertine} green means life -broken pots @ The Arcade
BUENO-Skull Ritual Deco @ The Arcade
16 – DRD – Vagabond – Jaimys Storage @ The Arcade
[Con.] Open Road Collection – Flamingo
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Gas Pump – Red
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Garage Sign
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Wood Poster 1.2,4
7 – Route 66 Sign
7 – Gasoline Can
oyasumi / ladder light (light) / unplugged
PILOT – Garden Tools
Dutchie life buoy on hook
junk. old car door. blue.
15.DRD MM2 Old rug 1 c/m
Neon Circus Sign – Glimmer Moon
-Virtual Decay- Metal Signs

 

Cuz I’m A Man!

The  title says  it  all no  other words  needed..well..maybe  these.
_________________The Man Song______

.1 [ kunst ] – Welder bench RARE
.2 [ kunst ] – Vintage table clock
.3 [ kunst ] – Nuts jar
.4 [ kunst ] – Bolts jar
.5 [ kunst ] – Vintage oiler
.6 [ kunst ] – Industrial bench lamp
.7 [ kunst ] – Mallet
.8 [ kunst ] – Bolts & nuts
.9 [ kunst ] – Fasteners list
–ANHELO-H02RN-15AGA :: old garage
–ANHELO-F01FP-159GA :: la voiture de grand-pere
–ANHELO-M11RN-15AGA :: garnish A
–ANHELO-M11RN-15AGA :: garnish B
–ANHELO-M09RN-15AGA :: workbench
Botanical – Dirt Road Short Curve
Sari-Sari – Upcycled Brass Bucket Lamp
Sari-Sari– Upcycled Metal Bucket Lamp
Sari-Sari – Upcycled Funnel Lamp
[Con.] Open Road Collection – Route 66
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Garage Sign
[Con.]The Garage Collection – Rat Rod Bike RARE
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Tool Chest
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Oil Bottles
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Wood Poster 2
[Con.]The Garage Collection – Wood Poster 1
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Wood Poster 3
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Wood Poster 4
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Tire Stack
[ kunst ] – Venetian window (right)
[ kunst ] – Shabby door – RARE
[ kunst ]– Hector’s penny-farthing
The Junk Hole – Discarded doors
oyasumi / windows & doors set / white
oyasumi / ladder light (light) / unplugged
PILOT – Garden Tools
Apple Fall Old Windsor Chair
.Olive. the Grandpa’s Toolbox Gacha – ( Box )
[19MC] Air Compressor 2.03
[19MC]  Blue Barrel 1.0.1
[HANDverk]Lawn Mower.display
{vespertine} – never stop dreaming glass jar./rez me
Q&V Motor – motor oil cans
!! Large Ground Clutter
::TeddyJr:: Jerrycan [Mesh] Full Perm
7 – Gasoline Can
Sylia’s can 3 and can 4

 

 

 

Boxing Day

Scene:
*pm* Anarcho Banners: May Day – Martyrs @ TFC
junk. lockers. dirty. decor only. @ Uber
junk. stadium lights. ceiling. @ Uber
+REDRUM+ Punching Bag Black
Pilot & Exposeur – Weight Bench- Floor Spare Weights, Floor Handweights
POST: Primitive Timber Bench
Other prints are my own, building is NFS

Pose:
*FN* Put ’em Up Pose

Worn:
>> Aeros Avatar Theo <<
UNISEX[MANDALA]SIMPLE_EARS_HUTUU
IKON Spectral Eyes – Denim
{PS^} AWDruggie 1.1,Blood Shot Contact Lens (Right)
Eternity Mother&Son necklace @ Enchantment
*Bolson / Tattoo Exclusive Pack – Veni Vidi Vici, With Boxing Gloves
[Deadwool] Undercut hair – blacks @ Shiny Shabby
[Deadwool] Full beard – black @ Shiny Shabby
FATEwear Trunks – Ian – Volcano (S)

 

Born On The Bayou

Another scene  brought  to you  by Shiny Shabby and The Wayward Carnival! I am  dying  for a lot  of things, but right I am  relying on  people  to  rezz things  for  me. Thank  you  Cinder  for  helping  me  out with this  one! As soon as  I  saw  the  shack from soy  I  knew  what  I wanted to do..not a woodsy thing  but a bayou / coastal scene, so here  ya  go. There’s  to many things for  me  to  go thru  each, but..you should  know  me  by  now..if  its  not  fantastic..its  not  on  my  blog. and..for  your  listening  pleasure CCR Born On The Bayou

Scene:
Soy. Rustic Shack @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Corn Broom @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Metal Arm Chair [Silver] @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Metal Arm Chair [Navy] @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Metal 3legged Table [Silver] @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Enamel Ware Cup [Tree] @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Enamel Ware Cup [Flower @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Enamel Ware Pot [Flower] @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Firewood @ Shiny Shabby
Soy. Oil Lantern [Black] @ Shiny Shabby
Apt B // Farm Living Burlap Bag @ Shiny Shabby
Apt B // Farm Living Old Washboards @ Shiny Shabby
NOMAD // Industrial Bathtub .001 (No Lights) @ The Wayward Carnival
LB_CatTail{Cluster}*1Li @ The Wayward Carnival
LB_BanyanTree-v1.1 @ The Wayward Carnival
Soy. Hot Air Balloon [Anim only] or/vt @ The Wayward Carnival
Soy. Hot Air Balloon [Miniature] wt/rd @ The Wayward Carnival
Soy. Hot Air Balloon [Miniature] gn/oc @ The Wayward Carnival
8f8 – Driftwood FENCE
8f8 – Driftwood TOWEL Stand
PILOT – Water Hose
PILOT – Haywood Pipe Shelf
junk. old car door. blue.
[Con.] The Garage Collection – Propane Tank
The Hive – Old Water Tower
.:: Dark Forge ::. Medieval Toilet
Skye Tree Fern (1li linked twins)
Skye Zingiberaceae
Skye Twin Palm 2
Skye Triple Palm Tall
Skye Twin Palm 3 Tall

Decisions, Decisions

Bringing you  yet  more amazing things from the Love is  in the Air event!..but  most  of all legs!. yummy!
There is  a lot  here so I will keep it short and sweet… just  like those  legs!
And the shoes  on them  legs..can ya tell I Like legs?
OK..Ok..enough about the  legs. Lets talk women’s shoes that are connected to them. Im a guy that  loves a good  pair of heels.For  one that make  good  hand  holds, and they feel great digging  into my back…smiles.  GizzA released the  L’amour Heels and  they are amazing and the textures are very well done. The  other pair..also at the event are the Boudoir Valentine Shoes..delicious!
{what next} released Sweetheart Balloons pose props..and  poses at the event. I am using the props  of course theres plenty of textures to choose from and perfect for the upcoming money sucker…opps  I mean Holiday. Make  sure   ya go by and  pick it all up!

Now..on to the Manly stuff..finally..Geez that took way to long…but daym I LOVE LEGS!
Im wearing another amazing suit for the Love is  in the Air event  made by [Deadwool], its a continuation  of his Dandy suit and  totally amazing. I can not say enough about this..plus..I have said  it  before ( here)..if your a man you  need this..if your a woman..you need to make your  man wear  it!
Also Available at the event  is the [Uw.st -7R-] Auster-hair, it has a  modern, yet retro Saturday Night  fever vibe. I think it will go with a lot  of  looks and  is well done.

Scene:
Trompe Loeil – The Chatham Loft Skybox Dark (with surround)
{af} Dusk Canvas
{af} Winter Bed {SUYS}
AF Ruffled Rug
PILOT – Dellinger Desk
{NanTra} In Repose Stool
oyasumi / kinky cross
{what next} Sweetheart Balloons Decor @ Love is in the Air
{NanTra} Valentine Secret heart 1
CATWA Lying Rose [White]
CATWA Lying Rose [Red]

Worn by Cinder:
Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V2.1
–Glam Affair – December skin – America 01 F
“”D!va”” Hair “Sayaka3” (Type A)(Brown diamond)
–tres blah– Min Dress – Black
GizzA – L’amour Heels [Red] @ Love is in the Air

Worn By Roxi’s legs:
Boudoir Valentine Shoes @ Love is in the Air

Worn by the twins:
Red:
>> Aeros Avatar Theo << Skin :: apricot :: bodyhair
[Uw.st -7R-] Auster-hair (Resize) ebony @ Love is in the Air
IKON Spectral Eyes – Denim
UNISEX[MANDALA]SIMPLE_EARS_HUTUU
Slink AvEnhance Hands Male – Relax, closed
[Deadwool] The Dandy – formal jacket – red, trousers – red @ Love is in the Air
.:L&B:. “Dress Shoe” Wingtip
Pose: Exposeur Twist
White:
>> Aeros Avatar Theo << Skin :: apricot :: bodyhair
*ARGRACE* RYO – Ash Black
IKON Spectral Eyes – Denim
UNISEX[MANDALA]SIMPLE_EARS_HUTUU
Slink AvEnhance Hands Male – Relax, closed
[Deadwool] The Dandy – formal jacket – White , trousers – white @ Love is in the Air
.:L&B:. “Dress Shoe” Wingtip
Pose:
Exposeur Oh Boy 12

 

 

A Thousand Words

The Love  is in the Air event opened with a bang today.and  by bang  I mean I was banging  on the sim trying to get  in! Theres so much stuff there, all of  it great quality.
But First thing  I am going to bring you  is the Gizza Pierre Valentine’s Outfit. Its very well thought out and the textures are beautiful. The shirt comes with a hud that gives you 3 choices of plain shirts and 3 shirts with designs  on them. I chose the Written shirt. ( we all know I have a thing for written words). The Pants come complete with the belt  already  on..so no need for another attachment piece. They too are well textured and move well. The  last  piece  of the outfit  is a pair  of  loafers for the slink mesh  feet…woots..men do not  get a lot  of those  so I am glad  to see it.
The second  little  bit  from the event  is the ^^Swallow^^ StreamPunk Necklace…freakin love  it! all the  little cogs  add all the detail needed..I can see  myself wearing this a lot!

As far as the scene go’s there’s the last  piece from the event and  its the Build Works : L8ve Frames Black ( it comes  in white as well) its resizable so you should  be able  to place  it anywhere you can think of and  it is also very well done. The [Con.] FLF Playbills were last fridays  item for..well Fifty Linden Friday. You can still get them at the store..but at a slightly higher  price.

Scene:
Apple Fall: Carnaby Row Store
Build Works : L8ve Frames Black @ Love is in the Air
[Con.] FLF Playbills
.:Standby Inc. – Huckleberry Desk (linked)
.aisling. Bric-a-Brac Desk -News-
oyasumi / ladder light (dark) / unplugged
PILOT – Old Safe Table, Wicker Ball Decor
Second Spaces 8mm open cases
_8f8 – La Petite Joie Cafe – Cane Stand

Worn:
>> Aeros Avatar Theo << 2012c
*ARGRACE* RYO – Blacks
IKON Spectral Eyes – Denim
Slink Mens Natural Barefeet
GizzA – Pierre Valentine’s Outfit , Trenchcoat, Jeans, Loafer @ Love is in the Air
^^Swallow^^ StreamPunk Necklace (Men) @ Love is in the Air