This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God ( is your hand suppose to burn when you say that?).
There I was, minding my own business and trying to recover from a recent hospital visit. When Roxi begged me to login because she wanted to show me some new clothing she had bought at Uber. So..I do as told, fighting my way to the computer barely able to breath and with just enough strength to type on the keyboard.
When things finally start to rezz in I see Roxi dressed in her new outfit surrounded by the boxes from her shopping spree and doing the well known ” Women’s I just went shopping twirl”. She looked fantastic, sexy if I must say. After a few minutes she turns to me and says “uhm…. I’m looking all posh and your walking around like you just plowed a field. theres no way I am going out in public with you like that” I swear thats what she said. (Ouch!! man i seriously got to figure this bible stuff out)
She started looking thru Seraphim and found the Gild outfit, forced me to buy it. I opened the box..and picked it up BTW and slapped it on. Yes I said slapped because real men dont ” put an outfit on..they slap it on and never worry about wrinkles. I proceeded to slap the rest on and was satisfied with the results. Then Roxi did what all women do and redressed me. Wear this she said, put this on she said, well now those shoes dont match she said..put these on instead she said ( fellow men will know the struggle is real).
When she finally got me dressed to her liking we went to one of the houses on the sim and were sitting chatting. ( we all know this wasn’t going to last) Suddenly she said ” I am bored, you never take me anywhere. I went out and bought all this new stuff and your just sitting there like Al Bundy while Peggy does all the work” She then stomped her foot and told me I had better take she somewhere to take a picture. (SOAB..I smell burning flesh now)
I told her I knew a place we could go as I had seen it a few days ago come up on my stream. I was still weak from the hospital and this place was all backdrops, I could do a simple post and not have to drag a ton of my things out..that place..Backdrop City ( fantastic btw..ya need to visit if you haven’t) I TP’d over and then sent her a taxi , it was like a kid in a candy store, like women when theres a %75 off sale at Adam&Eve, like Walmart shoppers on Black friday..you get the picture.
We jumped from platform to platform and posed it what seemed thousands of backdrops..she wasn’t happy. She then proceeded to tell me there was a really nice pose from Ana at Shiny Shabby and she really liked it. You can guess who had to go get it..still weak from his hospital visit I might add.
Finally it was settled SHE had chosen the Pseudo Airport..finally. I took the pose out and we both jumped on..it was almost over and then i could go curl back in bed and get some much needed rest (as I barley sleep nowadays…ok..this is pissing me off..someone get a fire extinguisher ) I had my camera angle ready and was about to take the shot and heard ” What angle do you have, because in my view the walls look really blank..can you put some things out” ( ya notice how theres no bible reference…coughs)
And that my friends is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You can check out her well constructed web of lies on her blog On the Rox .
Oh and Jarath is my hero, he was having none of it and just took a nap instead. Must be nice to go AFK and watch football and pornhub all day.
Scene:
7 – The Filmore Factory Clock
xin. newspaper machine + green
xin. trash bin
xin. pay phone
xin. vending machine
Schultz Bros. 09. Damnit Ellie!
Apple Fall Crumpled Newspaper
Pseudo– Airport Scene RARE
Ana – Let’s Just Escape Pose (Roxi and Darth) (200L) @ Shiny Shabby
F*cking Ninja’s – Loving This Place Pose (Jarath)
Picture taken @ Backdrop City
Roxi:
tram – G1204 hair (350L) @ Uber
COCO-Shaggy Coat (White) (275L)@ Uber
COCO-Cami Jumpsuit (Pale Grey) (250L) @ Uber
LAQ – Neve Bento Mesh Head – NEW!
* Bauhaus Movement – Mavi Necklace 1 GOLD
* Bauhaus Movement – Mavi Necklace 2 GOLD
* Bauhaus Movement – Mavi Purse WHITE-GOLD
Maitreya Gold – Shanti Shoes (2018) Burgundy (was a group gift under the tree!)
{anc} longhairdog . white
Darth (aka Capt. Maximus):
Gild – Ribbon tie long suit (240L) @ Men Only Monthly
Deadwool – Bowler
ContraptioN – Classic Wire Spectacles
The Fallen – Thick Beard + mustache
L&B – Dress Shoe
David Heather – Satchel
Jarath:
Zaara – Classic Suit
Valiant – Bitumen Shoes
StarChild Designs – Fedora ??? (not a clue where to find this now)
It's a mans world( when the women let us have it) 