Enjoy The Ride

The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

RAMA – #selfie_RAMA Neon Grid#3
[mAr] The Cage @ The Fetish Fair Jan 2nd
NOMAD // Lick Chair // Red
NOMAD // Hookah // Crimson @ Uber
LB_PottedPlant{Mesh}D @ Limit8
[Black Bantam] Yorkie Puppy Side Sitting @ Kustum9
*AF* Capturado Padded Wall Red
*AF* Capturado Utility Shelf
uk – Neon Stud Devil
[Kres] Super Signs – Enjoy the Ride
[Kres] Red Fife Ranch – Cow Rug –
Second Spaces – sick day tissues, thermometer, cough drops
PILOT – Adult Toy Box [Valentine]
8f8 – 5. Banana Milkshake
Meshy Treasure Trove fire extinguisher


Lets just stay Re: Lets just escape.

This  is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God ( is your hand suppose to burn when you say that?).
There I was, minding my own business and trying to recover from a recent hospital visit. When Roxi begged me to login because she wanted to show  me some new clothing she had bought at Uber.  So..I do as told, fighting my way to the computer barely able to breath and with just enough strength to type  on the keyboard.
When things finally start to rezz in I see Roxi  dressed in her new outfit surrounded by the boxes from her shopping spree and doing the well known ” Women’s I just went shopping twirl”.  She looked fantastic, sexy if  I must say.  After a few minutes she turns to me and says “uhm…. I’m looking all posh and your walking around like you just plowed a field. theres no way I am going  out in public with you like that” I swear thats what she said. (Ouch!! man i seriously got to figure this bible stuff  out)
She started looking thru Seraphim  and found the Gild outfit, forced  me to buy  it. I opened the box..and picked it up BTW and slapped it  on. Yes I said slapped because real men dont ” put an outfit on..they slap it  on and never worry  about wrinkles. I proceeded to slap the rest  on and was satisfied with the results.  Then Roxi did what all women do and redressed me. Wear this she said, put this on she said, well now those shoes dont match she said..put these on instead she said ( fellow men will know the struggle  is real).
When she finally got me dressed to her liking we went to one  of the houses on the sim and were sitting chatting. ( we all know this wasn’t going to last) Suddenly she said ” I am bored, you never take  me anywhere. I went out and bought all this new stuff and your just sitting there like Al Bundy while Peggy does all the work” She then stomped her foot and told me I had better take she somewhere to take a picture. (SOAB..I smell burning flesh now)
I told her I knew a place we could go as I had seen it a few days ago come up on my stream. I was still weak from the hospital and this  place was all backdrops, I could do a simple post and not  have to drag a ton of my things out..that place..Backdrop City ( fantastic btw..ya need to visit if you haven’t) I TP’d over and then sent her a taxi , it was like a kid in a candy store, like women when theres a %75 off sale at Adam&Eve, like Walmart shoppers on Black friday..you get the picture.
We jumped from platform to platform and posed  it what seemed thousands of backdrops..she wasn’t happy.  She then proceeded to tell me there was a really nice pose from Ana at Shiny Shabby and she really  liked  it. You can guess who had to go get it..still weak from his hospital visit I might add.
Finally  it was settled SHE had chosen the Pseudo Airport..finally. I took the pose  out and we both jumped on..it was almost over and then i could go curl back in bed and get some  much needed rest (as I barley sleep nowadays…ok..this  is pissing me off..someone get a fire extinguisher ) I had  my camera angle ready and was about to take the shot and heard ” What angle do you have, because  in my view the walls look really blank..can you put some things  out” ( ya  notice how theres no bible reference…coughs)
And that my friends is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You can check out her well constructed web of lies on  her blog On the Rox .

Oh and Jarath is my hero,  he was having none of  it and just took a nap instead. Must be nice to go AFK and watch football and pornhub all day.

7 – The Filmore Factory Clock
xin. newspaper machine + green
xin. trash bin
xin. pay phone
xin. vending machine
Schultz Bros. 09. Damnit Ellie!
Apple Fall Crumpled Newspaper
Pseudo– Airport Scene RARE

Ana – Let’s Just Escape Pose (Roxi and Darth) (200L) @ Shiny Shabby
F*cking Ninja’s – Loving This Place Pose (Jarath)

Picture taken @ Backdrop City 


tram – G1204 hair (350L) @ Uber
COCO-Shaggy Coat (White) (275L)@ Uber
COCO-Cami Jumpsuit (Pale Grey) (250L) @ Uber
LAQ – Neve Bento Mesh Head – NEW!
* Bauhaus Movement – Mavi Necklace 1 GOLD
* Bauhaus Movement – Mavi Necklace 2 GOLD
Bauhaus Movement – Mavi Purse WHITE-GOLD
Maitreya Gold – Shanti Shoes (2018) Burgundy (was a group gift under the tree!)
{anc} longhairdog . white

Darth (aka Capt. Maximus):
Gild – Ribbon tie long suit (240L) @ Men Only Monthly
Deadwool – Bowler
ContraptioN – Classic Wire Spectacles
The Fallen – Thick Beard + mustache
L&B – Dress Shoe
David Heather – Satchel

Zaara – Classic Suit
Valiant – Bitumen Shoes
StarChild Designs – Fedora ??? (not a clue where to find this now)

The After Party

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Hiya  peeps! guess what today  is?! It’s that time  of  year  where all my  friends gather  around and  wish  me…. Happy Rezz Day! I  have  forgotten  it  every year..but..this  year I finally  remembered it. In preparation for today I  setup the  Epia collection for this round  of the  arcade along with  a  couple of the Con cars from the same event. I  had  also thought  of  my  guests  and added  few  pieces of  the  :CP: offerings  from both TFC and UBER. One can  never  have  enough  seating so I dug a bit  deeper  and found the Con  chairs from a while back. Everything was  perfect so  I  left it   and logged out. I woke  up this  morning and logged in to.. yeah..thats  right….these daym Mutresse raccoons everywhere!

(epia) – Party Garage RARE  @ Arcade
(epia) – Outdoor Pool RARE @ Arcade
(epia) – Beer Keg @ Arcade
(epia) – BBQ Grill @ Arcade
(epia) – Party Sign @ Arcade
[Con.] Wax On/Wax Off Convertible – Ratrod RARE @ Arcade
[Con.] Wax On/Wax Off Convertible – White @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Begging @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Cheering @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Clapping @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Dancing  @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Digging @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Diving @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Drinking @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Gasping @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Greeting @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Peekaboo @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Peeking @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Plotting @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Rolling @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Sleeping @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Stealing @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Twerking @ Arcade
Mutresse-Cheeky Raccoons-Waving @ Arcade
floorplan. neon II / palm pink @ Arcade
floorplan. neon II / palm green @ Arcade
floorplan. neon II / palm blue @ Arcade
NOMAD // Palm Tree Bar for MOH
[Con.] Open Road Collection – Flamingo
[Con.] Open Road Collection – Lawn Chair – Yellow
[Con.] Open Road Collection – Lawn Chair – purple
:CP: Lanai Wicker Chair Cloud Vibrant (Adult) @ TFC
:CP: Lanai Wicker Chair Cloud Soft (Adult)  @ TFC
:CP: Lanai Candle Jar  @ TFC
:CP: Duncan American Flag @ UBER
:CP: Duncan Blue Pennant @ UBER
:CP: Duncan Green Pennant @ UBER
:CP: Duncan Purple Pennant @ UBER
:CP: Duncan String Lights @ UBER
LB_ShingleOak{Seasons} @ Cosmopolation
Second Spaces – Tailgating party
8f8 – Bali – PIER
kopi surfboard_long (yellow)
Botanical – Lattice Fence


Coming up Brocante Couture


Arcade, Arcade, Arcade! The event  is  roaring and the  lindens are  flowing. They should  be  flowing  into the  NOMAD  machine. The Brocante  collection is another one that can’t  be  missed, from the  dull yet amazingly textured collection to the  level of detail in the  mesh. One  never  go’s  wrong with contraption and this  is  my  favorite  collection  of  his..and..I  hear theres a  hidden  tune. I also threw  down another  piece  of the  8f8 collection to add a  bit  of  pop of  color..amazing as always.  I was  given an inside  track  onan  up and  coming creator..that being the  Knick Knack,  I just  love  books and these are  well made. I  did  make a  mess  of them..but..hey.. I am a man.

NOMAD // Brocante // Wrought Iron Daybed RARE @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Swan Taxidermy RARE @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Chaise longue @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Lace Table @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Flower Urn @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Top Hat @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Cloche A @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Cloche B @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Candelabra @ Arcade
NOMAD // Brocante // Crystal Chandelier @ Arcade
NOMAD // Amore Ottoman
NOMAD // Cello // .03
[ContraptioN] Grandfather Clock: Cycle of Sorrow RARE @ Arcade
34 – 8f8 – Storyteller’s Burrow – Old Rugs @ Arcade
Con.&floorplan. framed poster / aeronautique @ UBER
*pm* Grand Cupped Curtains: Rococo
Knick Knacks – The French books Collection @ Cosmopolitan
Knick Knacks – My grandma’s pillow 1, Pillow 2 @ Cosmopolitan
Apple Fall Hardwick Manor




It’s  time  once again for a bloggity  blog!
The Kunst Detroit  set  is  available at Uber this  round and  is  deliciously dark. The  textures are  brilliant and the  items are  of  course  very  well made.  The have a  minimalistic industrial look and  feel and  I hope  I did them  justice by crowding the  room a  bit..but…thats  me.
I was  traveling around the  grid and was  at a store  when I saw the Bazar Stockholm-Bicycle and  knew I had to have  it  for this scene. after  a bit  of  investigating and asking  in the blogger support  group ( I actually saw the  stand  alone  version  of this) I was able  to figure  out where  it actually was… the  daym store. I  had  been  and  saw  it..but  it wasn’t  the stand  alone  I had  wanted..well  come  to  find  out..it  comes  in the  package  with the  wall decor  shown  here. I swear Roxi’s  blonde  roots affect  me! But, a  good thing  happened  on  my  many  trips  back and  forth  to the  store and asking  in group. I was  told  that  it  might  have  been  a Stockholm&Lima item so I  had  visited that store  as well and  found the  bicycle wheels wall decor. The  room was  filing  up quick.
Junk opened  up  a  new  sim this week and everything  is 1/2  off..so ya  know  I was  hitting  it,  There  is  also  free  gifts and  a  big  box  of  old  group gifts  for the taking. Ya  owe  it  to yourself  to  go have  a  look! While  I was there I  knew  I  had to purchase  the radiator. I  have  had  my  eye  on  it  for  a  while..and  ya  can’t  beat  1/2 off. The  thing  is  fantastic! Next thing  I did  was  dig  into my Hideki folder and started  rummaging thru it  and found  the  items  I chose  to  display.. ya  just  can’t  go wrong  with  Hideki.

[ kunst ] – Detroit low table @ Uber
[ kunst ] – Detroit clay jar @ Uber
[ kunst ] – Detroit shelves @ Uber
.12 [ kunst ] – Wine bottle & glasses holder @ Shiny Shabby
Bazzar Stockholm-Bicycle on the wall (decor)
Stockholm&Lima: Bicycle Wheels
junk. old radiator.
HIDEKI – Blue Armchair
HIDEKI – Brown Armchair
HIDEKI – Hallway Rug
HIDEKI – Pile of Stuff
HIDEKI – Pyramid Clock
HIDEKI – Boardgame
HIDEKI – Domino
:CP: DiMaggio Patriotic Shelf ( Modded and pieces placed on the kunst shelf)
Apple Fall RENE Wall Art


City Streets

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Hello all! It’s a wonderful day  in the city, the street are  full and theres action everywhere  at Uber. [Con.] has released The  Checkered Cab Seat for the event it  comes  in 3 colors, the  yellow  I chose then  Mint and Red. I knew as soon as I got  my  box what I was  going to do with  it. I  had  to  make a city scene. I also remembered  I had the Bluebird Cuddle Van from a  bit ago and had to include  it. I can’t  believe the detail  put  into these things..I soo want him to do a  complete  car lol. Now..let  me think..who to make a city  scene  with…oh  yeah Apple Fall! The Apple Fall Metro / Traveling Urban Photographer is  freakin gorgeous, well textured and well… Apple Fall. For  filler (  and  who doesn’t  like filler? ( A  hamburger  wouldn’t  be the same  without  it) I  used  a  few  more  pieces  from [Con.] that were  park of  his  recent  Arcade collection,, both  really  fit the scene well.  Lastly  I  had to also throw  in the Oyasumi  Telephone  pole.. I have  been  dying to use  it and  finally  got my  chance.. Thee  best Poles  in SL hands  down.

[Con.] Checkered Cab Seat – A @ Uber
[Con.] Bluebird Cuddle Van
[Con.] Summer in the Park – Pigeon Lady ( retired)
[Con.] Summer in the Park – Liberty Torch ( retired)
Apple Fall: Carnaby Row Store
Apple Fall Metro Entrance
Apple Fall Rotating Billboard
Apple Fall Martins’ Busker Guitar
Apple Fall Nardyas’ Tulips in Mason Jar
Apple Fall Photographers’ Easel
oyasumi / telephone pole / wood / cable